As part of her million-selling series of self-help books, Mrs Patel now launches three essential volumes; teaching beginners in her own unique style how to drive any type of vehicle, anywhere in the world...all from the comfort of a favourite armchair or sofa.
Think of the time and money saved: forget about tedious on-road driving lessons, endless parking manoeuvres, pointless questions about outdated highway codes.. Mrs Patel's inimitable, step-by-step instruction technique show you how to pass every crucial test without stress.
Book 1 teaches you how to drive any make of car: saloon, shooting-brake, 4X4, van or stretch limousine...simply grasp the pretend "sports style"steering wheel provided, carefully noting the imaginary location of indicator buttons, screen wash, headlights and wipers etc. Next, piece together the pretend gear stick and mount it on your armchair's left or right arm, depending whether right or left hand drive. Finally place the spring loaded clutch and brake set in front of your chair and off you go. Book 2 concentrates on learning to be a complete petrol-head along with guidelines about living (and more likely, dying) in the fast lane. Book 3 provides comprehensive tuition on driving JCB's, Earthmovers, Tanks and MML's (Mobile Missile Launchers). Also, why not consider qualifying as an Ambulance or Fire Truck Driver. Mrs Patel shows you how.
Every book contains comprehensive instructions about using your home seating arrangements to become a safe, confident 21st Century driver, whatever your imagined vehicle. If you have any high-backed chairs, even better as you will learn how to minimise whiplash in the event of shunting into Book 2's tutorial for novice LGV/HGV drivers blocking the middle motorway lanes.
If you introduce a few kitchen chairs along with some side tables and footstools, the whole family can learn to drive with you. You can even practice who's going to become chief irritating back seat driver, and the adult/child most likely to want to see the sea first or be violently sick en route.
It's all in this fascinating series. For more information and to buy the books online go to jollywigs.com
Others in the brilliant Mrs Patel series:
Mrs Patel's Armchair Guide to Flying a Jumbo Jet.
Mrs Patel's Guide to dealing with Welsh Call Centres (Limited Edition)
Mrs Patel's Guide to Christmas
DO YOU HAVE MORE SUGGESTED TITLES FOR MRS PATEL TO CONSIDER PUBLISHING? Please use comments facility below.
6 comments:
I prefered the book entitled "Tank Driving - Tanks a lot" written by The Vicar whose comment upon its publication at the launch party, whilst raising a glass of the ever excellent homemade and very potent Rhubarb wine was ... "here's mud in your eye"
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You might delete us but you can't gag us - bring back that hot hindu...Mrs Patel!
Who keeps deleting Mrs Patel?
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